Define: Procrastination

The thing we do when we don't want to do what we have to do. I have been doing it a lot over the past few days; thought listing the reasons for not doing the work would be a good eye opener, and- well, provide a better reason for the procrastination.

• Can't find the pencil/paper/eraser.
• After a cup of tea.
• A starter cigarette.
• See Bangladesh Vs Zimbabwe (only one over- its work afterwards).
• This topic is lame. need something 'Special'.
• Will watch TV till the Ad break.
• Will check twitter/facebook.
• Need to cut the fingernails.
• Room looks dirty. Get the office boy.
• The key chain was loose. need to fix it before I lose the keys.
• Only five cigarettes at hand. will get three more- shouldn't go out once the work starts
• After lunch.
• Shoes look dirty.
• Desk needs to be organized.
• How much water should one drink everyday? Google it!
• Define: dillhole (or any other term I overhear- and I don't understand).

Maybe there are plenty more, but can't recall them. Hope I never use these excuses again.